ben needs a flash player, alex needs a g5. can they help each other?!
Ben Burbank: macromedia is still being a bunch of asshats about a decent swf player for OSX
Ben Burbank: I should make one.
Alexander McClung: I should BE one.
Ben Burbank: we could finally implement that cardboard-based graphics engine
Ben Burbank: and then you could be a swfC player
Ben Burbank: (swf for Cardboard)
Alexander McClung: oh hell yes
Alexander McClung: I forgot about my cardboard engine.
Ben Burbank: yes.
Ben Burbank: would have been a ton of fun.
Ben Burbank: maybe we can implement it up in Chicago.
Ben Burbank: since we'll have Jack there, who is a very big fan of the medium.
Alexander McClung: we could at least get an alpha version up
Ben Burbank: well, we just thought of something to do.
Ben Burbank: I think performance art is a step in the right direction
Ben Burbank: we could put on a play designed to get me a job. as mayor
Alexander McClung: It would have to be a musical. All previous mayors of chicago have been elected by musical.
Ben Burbank: yes, lousy musicalocrats.
Alexander McClung: I'm a tastycrat!
Ben Burbank: good.
Ben Burbank: we should give Will a taste of his own medicine.
Ben Burbank: except I only have 20.75 hours to get my site launched.
Alexander McClung: Will takes medicine?
Ben Burbank: he takes politicodicine.
Alexander McClung: What is that for?
Alexander McClung: Will you write my justification for a G5?
Ben Burbank: ok.
Ben Burbank: dear boss, I need a g5 because my favorite part of the breast is the futurama. Please g5 me before it's too late. Also, http://pos.bburbank.com .
Ben Burbank: love, alex.
Alexander McClung: I might add "before it's too late"
Ben Burbank: good.
Ben Burbank: ok, I'll try another one.
Ben Burbank: dearest boss, I regret to inform you that there is a bomb on the dual-G4 workstation, and I need to hire Keanu G5 to keep it up to the correct performance evaluation. The G5 makes you sexually excited. Please don't not never even a little bit act now or else my productivity won't go higher, my work won't go faster than ever before, and I won't be online in just 15 minutes.
Ben Burbank: love, alex.
Ben Burbank: and then later:
Ben Burbank: dear bastard, you don't have to ignore me. It just makes me angry and now my G4 is the Hluk. You shouldn't have made me angry because you won't like not having a new G5 in my office. I swear to G4, bastard, that I'll pee the whole room sour.
Ben Burbank: blatantly, alex.
Alexander McClung: excrementally, alex
Ben Burbank: later still:
Ben Burbank: dear 4g, I cannot believe those fatcat musicalocrats in Chicago get G5s and yet all of us regular tastycrats only get goat's blood and black stuff. Please move your car before my Hluk destroys the bus. Pop quiz, boss shot, the basketballer will pee the whole world sour on the faces of the children. They need to work faster, and be more productive than ever, and play all the latest games.
Ben Burbank: don't 4rget, alex
Ben Burbank: P.S. only with their urine, can I be curin'.
Alexander McClung: wasn't that from the daily show or something?
Ben Burbank: space ghost
Alexander McClung: oh right, I often mix those two up
Alexander McClung: "the retardos"
Ben Burbank: it's easy to do.
Ben Burbank: one of them is a serious news broadcast and one of them has John STEWARBARRFFFF
Ben Burbank: oh yeah, I forgot to take out my AJchip
Ben Burbank: whenever I let an awful joke slip I have to throw up everywhere
Ben Burbank: THE CONCEPT OF THE AJCHIP IN AND OF ITSELF COVERS ME IN PUKKKKS
Alexander McClung: I wish I had a Wchip that made me barf whenever I worked
Ben Burbank: now I continue helping you work:
Ben Burbank: dear B-Fer, Think Different. Switch. Consider your jeens creamed. Mac OSX 10.4 N-Word Cat
Ben Burbank: love, alex
Alexander McClung: B-Fer?
Ben Burbank: uhhhh
Ben Burbank: best friend ever.
Alexander McClung: ok
Alexander McClung: are you sure it's not Boy Friend Ever?
Ben Burbank: I think it might just be Butt-Friendlyer.
Alexander McClung: or big footer