May 21, 2004
SKUNKS ARE OBSOLETE
Because Pangolins are infinitely more badass. Cheggit.
In addition to the ability to spray a foul liquid from the anal gland at their enemies, they have razor sharp scales to cut fools with, not to mention their 27 inch-long tongues. Plus, they can burrow. Knowledge is domination.
Posted by jack at May 21, 2004 08:43 PMComments
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Mmmm, a 27-inch tongue. Imagine what one could do with one of THOSE. *growwwrrrr* Like, you could eat a lollipop in no time flat... Posted by Alex at May 21, 2004 10:28 PM |
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You know what your problem is, Alexman? You think too small. I'm thinking two lollipops and a babe. Posted by jack at May 22, 2004 12:06 AM |
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I was thinking of one of those giant novelty lollipops. And, like, two grenades. Posted by Alex at May 22, 2004 01:22 AM |
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Imagine a pangolin who can spit grenades. Think of the [i]babes[i/]. Posted by jack at May 22, 2004 02:17 AM |