Velocity Equals Position Over Time

Hello, Orgy

It looks like the Zerg invasion has finally landed in full force. Last week we knew they were coming. Their ominous mating cries echoing from the woods were a harbinger of the impending invasion.

Today they arrived in full force. It looks like they've hit the Greenbelt area the hardest, but who knows how long before they march their way to Gaithursburg. I'll try to hold out as long as I can.

I could see them dive-bombing peoples' cars, swooping down and pulling up and over your windshield in an attempt to incite fear/confusion, but most drivers are far too crafty. Of course, by coming out into the open like that they present themselves as a tasty treat to larger predators, like the Swallow.

When I got to work, I could see that they had already claimed one tree just outside my office. It looked like one of them was trying to make his way into my building, but I stopped short his efforts. No bugger poontang in this building for you, filthy meat bag!

I really should have brought my camera to work today (cause I always do that...not). These things are creepy as hell.

Posted by It Rhymes with 'Alex' at May 24, 2004 10:29 AM