Velocity Equals Position Over Time

Zerg Log, Part II

Today I swallowed my fears and went deep into the wilderness of this park that's sorta near my house.

I walked around for tens of minutes, in search of our Zerg overlords in an attempt to understand their strange new ways, so that when the revolution comes I can become accustomed to their new regime without being subject to their cruel punshment. I assume they have lazer-whips, which hurt like fuck.

I learned a lot about these alien creatures, and I have noted my experiences in this log.

First, there weren't nearly as many Zerg in my neighborhood as there are near my office. I believe what I saw was part of an advanced scouting party, which I guess was lucky since they were unarmed and docile.

At first, I simply observed, however after a while I became aware of the strange sounds they were making and I realized that they were trying to communicate with me. I quickly began to write down their message:

I apologize for the poor speech bubbling, but their dialect was very difficult to understand. Plus I'm not too good at speech bubbling.

It's clear that these Zerg are only interested in one thing and one thing only: to use our soft, fleshy human skulls as incubators for their billions of offspring. I don't know how long the human race has to live, but we must all do our best to supress the Zerg invasion!

Posted by It Rhymes with 'Alex' at May 25, 2004 07:50 PM