Velocity Equals Position Over Time

MAKE ZOMBIE NATION

I was going through my NES... uhhh... collection of games last night, and the last one listed alphabetically reminded me of days gone by. Back then I didn't realize how pertinent this game might become, but with a war on and a tanking economy, I guess it's time we remembered a piece of our shared history.

Zombie fucking Nation.

You see, the evil monster Darc Seed (Dick Cheney) has fallen from the sky and turned the whole world into zombies. He's using a zombie Statue of Liberty (Michael Eisner) to do his dirty work. It's up to you, flame spewing floating head (Tenacious D), to save the world! AND HE'S DOING IT THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW!!! (by vomiting napalm and burning down all of the buildings).

Seriously, let's take a moment to reflect. Don't you see? Clearly this game tells us that there might be another Al-Kader attack sometime this summer. So you'd better vote Bush, or else we'll run out of BRAAAVVYYYYY.

Posted by Ben at May 27, 2004 12:14 PM