Velocity Equals Position Over Time

MAKE BASED ON A TRUE DREAM

So in this dream, I was Batman's lead party strategist. My goal wasn't necessarily to help him defeat the bad guys, it was just to make Batman look the best that he could for his adoring public. Well, we had hit a snag in our campaign: Muckman was killing off all of the other super heroes. Not the Muckman that you're familiar with, mind, this was really just a Clayface who lived in a swamp.

Well, at some point, it became quite obvious that the best thing for Batman's image would be to join Muckman instead of trying to fight him, and we couldn't quite figure that one out. Muckman would have none of it.

... and then I woke up.