Velocity Equals Position Over Time

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My dream was better.

You know how having superpowers is supposed to be awesome? Well I dreamed about having them, and its even sweeter than being awesome. Like, awesweetome. I dreamed that I had the ability to shapeshift and to sort of go invisible sometimes. I used my abilities to take candy and to go into a women's bath house and not look at other naked women.