August 31, 2004

Lover's Spit

I wanna clean my face with it. It's like taking a single-finger virgin up the dudehole, for reals.

What am I talking about, you ask? It's the blackbook, kids. The bitch is going off.

I have requested that Alex provide an update on what has been done in the beta and what's left to do according to his older list. From there I think we should open things up and have everyone fool around with it (gang rape) and see if there are any little additional suggestions/tweaks that will fill this puppy full - she's already about as robust as it gets. Hats off again to the collective team that has concepted and created this great tool. I know it'll be a breath of sweet relief for me and my lack of organizational skills when it comes to managing birthdays, phone lists, addresses, waist size, etc.

Now at least if I lose my cell phone I'm not completely fucked.

I'm also glad to see that things here at POS have been so busy while I was away in Mexico getting a massage and lots of stuff for free.

Posted by chris at August 31, 2004 12:27 PM
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Here's a quick up-to-speed:

Saturday: Adding contacts to one's private/public blackbook

Sunday: nothing noteworthy (I think I mostly made stickers all day Sunday)

Monday: Viewing your private blackbook. Viewing someone else's public blackbook. Editing contacts in your blackbook.

Here's the foresesable forecast:

Today (tuesday): Removing contacts from your blackbook. Possibly adding/removing contacts from someone else's blackbook (i.e. putting Chris' hot sister in my blackbook - Chris still has control over her info, she just shows up in both our blackbooks now). Highs in the mid to upper 80s.

Later: Pictures. V-Cards. More substance to some of the other pages (login, logout, index). Super-secret bonus feature that might make your "bone-nard" throw up its love spit juices all over your pants like mine did last night when my mom almost caught me spankin' it. Other stuff that I probably forgot to mention and need to be reminded to do. Anal birth.

Note to self: Adding double-quotes into forms is very, very bad. Figure out a way to let people do this so they can have cool nicknames for their middle name if they don't wanna put in their real name, like: Alexander "Cuddles" McClung. Or Christopher "Jackhammer" Stiles. Or Benjamin "Thug" Burbank. Or Jack "King Bling" Fields. Or Michael "Baker's Dozen" Wong. Or Julius "Julius Santiago" Santiago. Or William "Wiggles" O'Neill.

Posted by Alex at August 31, 2004 03:40 PM

ooo...ooo...me, me! What's my "middle name," Alex? Oh, and when can I start to use blackbook? Do I get to or is this just for you stupid, smelly boys?

Posted by Jess at August 31, 2004 04:42 PM

Jessica "Icy Hot" Randolph.

We can give you and everybody else an account after we've b3t4'd the hell out of it.

Oh, I almost forgot Eric "Tex-Mex" Elderige (or however the hell you spell your last name). And Erik "Caramel Tornado" McCulley. And Melanie "I Should Become a Doctor So I'd be Dr. Light and then Create Fucking Megaman" Light.

Did I forget anybody?

Posted by Alex at August 31, 2004 04:49 PM

Why would you forget... Santa...??? SANTA LOVES YOU CHILD. BOMB ON SANTA WATCH OUTTTT KEEENO!

Posted by Santa at September 1, 2004 01:17 AM

Santa has no place on POS.

Go back to your Santa Hole, Santa. Nobody likes you.

Posted by Alex at September 1, 2004 08:54 AM

Bomb on Santa, watch out Keeno.

Hats off to you Santa, for painting such a wonderful visual. Good god damn did that make me split my sides.

Posted by chris at September 1, 2004 10:51 AM