Velocity Equals Position Over Time

Ultimate POS contest: Best Room.

Since this month's newest shipment of slave babes from siberia is especially babelicimous, I've decided to dole out the entire shipment to whichever POS poster has the sweetest room.

This is the bedpad. I sleep behind the curtain of barely functional controllers.

Ultimate toy collection. I found all of these inside past babe shipments, which is why everyone should try to win.

This is the curtain of barely functional game controllers. Only uber-suave dudes can have these. I also found them in the babes.

haha its ben's best friend

This is one of my buddies. He watches me while I sleep.

This is my sweet loft. Note how it's made of rickety chairs instead of the proper materials. This is because the downstairs lounge is full of unused lofts. It's for safety.

This is what I have so far of the plush abortion monster. I could probably fit some babes inside him. NEW CONTEST

This is my other best buddy. Gary Bolding gave me an A for him, back when he had teeth and two eyes.

Most retardawesome playstaion controller ever. Note how L1 and L2 are actually on the front right, to accomodate the spacetumor.

SEEN ME BEFORE CHRIS HAHA?

This is the PS1. It sits on the laserdisc's open tray for maximum gameability.

This is my Saturn. We haven't hung out much lately, but she's still my girlfriend.

Posted by jack at September 17, 2004 02:14 PM