September 20, 2004

Last night...

Chris promised me nachos, but then there were none. Don't vote for Chris. I served with him.

Also, if you didn't see the Venture Brothers from last night, you need to die and shut up and then get it from me somehow. Hopefuly the show will be able to maintain this level of unbelievable comedy. Even Jess, who loathes such things, was giggling when a giant retarded monster kept saying "He make Cody hurtcry. He make me hurtcry. My heart. Ow."

The things they did to the Fantastic Four: remarkable.

Posted by Ben at September 20, 2004 10:42 AM
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I cannot enjoy such things anymore because there is no more joy in my life.

I've given up, and started watching Lifetime and Oxygen.

Posted by Alex at September 20, 2004 11:05 AM

I'd like to point out, in my feeble defense, that I *DID* produce nachos - they were just made from vegetarian baked beans, garlic summer sausage and tortilla chips. Not quite the tasty treat from Goose Island that was promised. My apologies, and please continue to support me with your votes for Supreme Chode-Ass Chancellor of Failed Nacho Delivery.

Posted by chris at September 20, 2004 11:18 AM

Me too.

Posted by A vagina at September 20, 2004 11:29 AM

How come nobody likes to play with me any more?

Posted by An Anus at September 20, 2004 11:33 AM

IS NAH A TUMAAA IS A FERRET.

Posted by DETECTUVE JOHN KIMBA!!! at September 20, 2004 11:38 AM

you can't expect me and my delicious bread bowl goodness let some weakling like chris carry me to my death within the cavernous mouth-holes of apartment 1. i rightfully command full glory for your pitifully empty stomach last night, benjamin.

chris gets none. mel either. or eric.

the gold medal for evil is mine.

Posted by nachos at September 20, 2004 11:58 AM

It's neither, and nor.

Posted by Ben Loves Grammar at September 20, 2004 12:06 PM

OH BURN

Posted by Black People at September 20, 2004 12:07 PM

pfft.

Posted by nachos don't care about your "grammar" at September 20, 2004 12:34 PM

Dude, I totally want to eff a girl without a face, cause then I can eff her face, but it won't be a face, cause she can turn her skin invisible.

Posted by Will at September 20, 2004 05:35 PM