So I was in the market for a new paperweight.

But I also needed something to cut my oranges upon...

Especially since they have become a luxury item only the rich can afford.
So I asked myself: "Self, what defines classy?"

It must be smaller than a breadbox...

But larger than a small handheld gaming system.

Thank you Sony. Now I have the best paperweight/orange cutting board/gaming system...

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That 80's chick is totally, totally hot. Super CLA55Y. Reeeaarrroowww! Posted by Alex at September 22, 2004 11:32 AM |
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This story could have been better. I want Jack to do one. Posted by Ben at September 22, 2004 12:18 PM |
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Me too. Posted by A vagina at September 22, 2004 01:45 PM |
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Yeah. That 80's girl really does do it for me. Posted by jack at September 22, 2004 01:47 PM |
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I am an artist, and I do the best I can with the tools given to me... abortion Posted by Will at September 22, 2004 02:02 PM |