September 22, 2004

A PSTwo Story

So I was in the market for a new paperweight.
Paperweight

But I also needed something to cut my oranges upon...

Especially since they have become a luxury item only the rich can afford.

So I asked myself: "Self, what defines classy?"

It must be smaller than a breadbox...

But larger than a small handheld gaming system.

Thank you Sony. Now I have the best paperweight/orange cutting board/gaming system...

Posted by Will at September 22, 2004 10:19 AM
Comments

That 80's chick is totally, totally hot. Super CLA55Y. Reeeaarrroowww!

Posted by Alex at September 22, 2004 11:32 AM

This story could have been better. I want Jack to do one.

Posted by Ben at September 22, 2004 12:18 PM

Me too.

Posted by A vagina at September 22, 2004 01:45 PM

Yeah. That 80's girl really does do it for me.

Posted by jack at September 22, 2004 01:47 PM

I am an artist, and I do the best I can with the tools given to me...

abortion

Posted by Will at September 22, 2004 02:02 PM