AlexMcAwesome: oi
SecondPillow: So, there's this girl who's the most incredible girl I've ever
met.
SecondPillow: And she has a boyfriend.
SecondPillow: What do you think I should do?
AlexMcAwesome: Convince the boyfriend he's totally gay.
AlexMcAwesome: Chicks hate gay guys.
SecondPillow: Yes.
AlexMcAwesome: A Kick Me sign could also do the trick, since
that's a total turn-off
SecondPillow: Or I could kill him.
AlexMcAwesome: Yeah, but that's so been done before. Chicks
love originality.
SecondPillow: But the one thing they love more than originality is killing.
AlexMcAwesome: Hmm, maybe I've been doing things wrong all
this time.
SecondPillow: Yeah. You should've been doing babes.
AlexMcAwesome: Babies?
SecondPillow: Yes.
Posted by jack at September 22, 2004 01:51 PM