September 23, 2004
Ultimate girl
So, the ultimate girl that I like. Today in her livejournal she talked about not only shaolin soccer, but how much she wanted to play Donkey Kongo. How freaking ultimate can a girl get?
Posted by jack at September 23, 2004 04:26 PM|
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I think having a huge boner would be pretty ultimate, in my mind. Posted by Alex at September 23, 2004 04:54 PM |
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I've been trying to think of something this girl was lacking, and alex reminds me. Posted by jack at September 23, 2004 05:13 PM |
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Dear Jack, Welcome to what I like to call the Cyber-Stalker Community, also known as the Organization of Virtual Harrassers Network (OVHN). Our members range from jealous lovers and estranged parents to the stalker of Katherine Zeta Jones and pedor-ass teenage girl rapists. You fit well into our guidelines for membership, and thus we proudly welcome you. In our community, we share the tips and tricks to help you successfully stalk virtually anyone, virtually! We have been impressed by your use of LiveJournal, but did you know we can supply you with work, school, and personal emails for many of your favorite victims? Or that we could let you have full transcripts of chat rooms attended by your "interest". Yes, Jack, we are just like you. So, I will leave you with the formal credo of our organization: "OVHN - We'll get you so close, she's going to have to have an abortion!" Membership Dept. Organization of Virtual Harrassers Network Posted by OVHN at September 23, 2004 05:23 PM |
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haha im a stalker Posted by jack at September 23, 2004 05:32 PM |
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Stalking is between a man and a woman. Posted by George w. Bush at September 23, 2004 05:39 PM |
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No it isn't. I'm on the school board in Naples, I fuck little boys. Posted by Nelson at September 23, 2004 05:41 PM |