September 25, 2004
Fable-log
Today I killed a bunch of shit, but that's pretty much the 9 to 5 these days. I shagged my wife a bit more to make her happy. I bought a new home in Bowerstone South, too. People seem to fall in love with the mere sight of me, and I had at least 5 women (and at least one dude) ready for a wedding ring right off the bat. Well, seeing as how I lifted a fine ring from a shopkeep in Knothole Glade, I figured I'd get hitched again.
This one didn't go quite as well as my first wife (I guess actually my second wife seeing as how I married a dude the first time around). First off, the dowry was a mere 250 gold. Second, she wouldn't put out no matter what. Well, I decided to end it right then in there. I didn't want to go through the messy divorce proceedings, so I tried to kill her. Tried being the operative. Stupid bitch wouldn't die. I swear, we fought so hard we broke the front doors off our house! Before I could get the final blow in, she divorced me. At least she rents out my house now, though I doubt that poor gunt will ever come up with the money.
I swear to god if that bitch doesn't pay me my rent I'm gonna take her to darkwood and leave her to the Hobbes.
Posted by It Rhymes with 'Alex' at September 25, 2004 05:46 PM|
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I much prefer hearing about what you did in Fable than me actually playing it. Personally, I'm so PS2d right now it's fucking sick: Sly 2, Katamari Damacy, and Gradius V are mine (at least), with Pikmin 2 drawing me to the Cube in my spare time. I had very little love for what I played of Fablo, although I was quite fond of electrocuting everyone in the world, and then arrowing them when my electrocock got tired. Posted by Ben at September 25, 2004 07:26 PM |
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You should take her to Britannia and make her marry the clown. Posted by jack at September 25, 2004 10:14 PM |
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Keep us posted on the fablo-log, by the way. And maybe we could use a katamari damacy-log, too. Posted by jack at September 26, 2004 10:21 AM |