November 23, 2004

Holy Shit

The following IM converstation is real.

*snip*
Danny: And you can land safely in snow banks!
Danny: Or on the poofy jackets of children!
Alex: Or on their totally hot moms!
Danny: . . .
Alex: There are tons of MILFs in the Kentlands*
Danny: . . .
Alex: I'm serious
Danny: . . .
Alex: The community is like one giant MILF-shake!
Danny: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Alex: Mmmmmmmm!

* - The Kentlands is the name of the neighborhood I live in and, seriuosly, tons of MILFs live there.

Posted by It Rhymes with 'Alex' at November 23, 2004 04:58 PM
Comments

A MILF can be a girlfriend, but a girlfriend cannot be a MILF.

Posted by jacknot be a MILF. at November 23, 2004 06:13 PM

I'm not so sure that's how my syllogisms work.

Posted by Aristotle at November 23, 2004 10:16 PM

Like you have any room to talk about your logic, cockcase. Your little logic "square" got torn a third asshole when people woke up to the fact that classes could be empty, and stopped making the existential assumption.

Posted by jack at November 23, 2004 10:24 PM

I believe the word you are looking for is sssymbolism.

Posted by Paul Smecker at November 24, 2004 01:28 AM

Gentlemen, gentlemen. I believe we are all missing the most important point that Alex is trying to make: the fact that his neighborhood is hemmhoraging with super-hot MILFs!

Bring on the ladies!

Posted by Socrates at November 24, 2004 09:23 AM

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

Posted by Dick Cheney at November 24, 2004 09:24 AM

no thanks, dicky... i'm a vegan.

Posted by mel at November 24, 2004 01:32 PM