November 29, 2004

NEW CONTEST

It's been a long, long time since the last pos contest, and I think we're ready to rock it again.

HERE ARE THE STIPULATIONS.

When you leave for California (cuhlifornia heehee), you need to post your Eulogy, in case you bite it en route. I'll do mine first so you have a sample.

Posted by Ben at November 29, 2004 11:14 PM
Comments

My only regret is that I have to wait til thursday to post mine.

Posted by jacknot be a MILF. at November 30, 2004 12:33 AM

biting it enroute is actually partial subject in the guest panel of anxieties plaguing me this morning. good times, good times. stoopid terrorist poopypants.

Posted by mike! at November 30, 2004 07:18 AM

I swear to god if some raghead a-hole tries to explode my plane, I'll give him what-for with my new anal-massage skills.

Posted by Alex at November 30, 2004 09:51 AM

Isn't the Eulogy the speech someone makes at a funeral?

I think you meant Obituary.

That's OK, though.

Posted by mel at November 30, 2004 10:30 AM

No, I meant the speech that somebody gives at a funeral. Hence, third person, and a reference to burial.

Posted by Ben at December 1, 2004 09:29 AM