November 29, 2004
BEN IS DEAD
THIS DUDE WAS FILLED WITH THE HOLIEST OF CRAP. HIS TEET FEELERS WENT UNMATCHED IN BATTLE AND IN SPORT, AND HE WAS ABLE TO HOLD HIS OWN WITH THE LADYTEETS.
IT IS A SAD DAY THAT BEN DIED ON HIS WAY TO CUHLIFORNIA TEEHEE, AND ALL OF THE DILDO HATS HANG IN SHAME. NOTGAYPORN.COM HAS HELD A SALE IN HIS HONOR.
MAY HE REST IN PEACE AMIDST THIS URINE SOAKED PILE. HE WILL BE BURIED WITH HIS MONOCLE CLENCHED FIRMLY BETWEEN HIS BUTTOCKS, PER THE WISHES OF ONE CHRISTOPHER STILES, WHO CLAIMS TO KNOW WHAT BEN REALLY WANTED IN DEATH.
Posted by Ben at November 29, 2004 11:17 PMComments
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Stop staring. Haven't you ever seen a man with a monocle clenched between his buttocks? He would've wanted it this way. Really, he would've. Posted by chris at November 30, 2004 09:45 AM |
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MFWFWFWFMFNFMNM Posted by monocle at November 30, 2004 11:38 AM |